Au luat cu asalt o trecere de pietoni şi au început să traverseze ciclic, în şir indian! «Acţiunea »fiind una perfect legală, Poliţia nu a avut altceva de făcut decât să devieze traficul!

• panataloni + sacou 50 roni
• pull-over 25 roni
• nu mai stiu ce 95 roni
• diverse cacaturi 125 roni
• sugem p*la GRATIS

O adevarata lista pe care si Rockefeller ar flegma cu muci.
In fine, apare cineva, intreb sa ma conving ca nu cumva sa fii avut halucinatii. Aici in centru toata lumea e asa “serviabila” si asa “draguta” pe banii mei ?! Imi explica “sictiritul” ca tre sa vin abia luni. La banii astia ? Pai baga-mi-as ceva in voi de capitalisti … Nu cumva ai impresia ca s-au intalnit hotul cu prostul ?! Pai ma lasi sa astept?! Masinile alea spala singure! Ce plm faceai ? Zambeai (la o tigara) ? O doamna in spate, indignata si ea, se uita pe lista de preturi, printata din Word, si iese repede afara sa ia aer.

Ma linistesc (tu, prostule, n-ai nicio vina, la ce sa ma iau de tine) … n-oi fi eu informat. Ajung acasa, bag pe Google, scot 2-3 liste de preturi si iata :

1. Total Wash Pantalon 5.50 Sacou 5.50
2. Bravo Clean Pantalon 7,50 Sacou 7.50

As mai putea continua. Uite frate cum stiu unii sa faca banii tocmai pentru ca sunt in buricul Bucurestiului, si “e” chiriile mari. Pai de 100 roni imi iau 20 de kile de detergent si balsam si-mi deschid spalatorie ilegal.

Subject: Improper Language Usage

It has been brought to our attention by several officials visiting our office in Romania that offensive language is commonly used by our Romanian speaking staff. Such behavior, in addition to violating our policy, is highly unprofessional and offensive to both visitors and staff. All personnel will immediately adhere to the following rules:

1. Words like futui, în pula mea, bai pula and other such expressions will not be tolerated or used for emphasis or dramatic effect, no matter how heated a discussion may become
2. You will not say si-a bagat pula when someone makes a mistake, or s-a cacat pe el if you see someone being reprehended, or baga-mi-as pula-n masa, when a major mistake has been made. All forms and derivations of the verb a se caca and a se fute are totaly inappropriate and unacceptable in our environment
3. No project manager, section head or administrator under any circumstances will be referred to as pula de om, labagiu, cacanar or bou
4. Lack of determination will not be referred to as pulalau nor will persons who lack initiative be referred to as muist
5. Unusual or creative ideas offered by management are not to be referred to as cacaturi
6. Do not say futu-ti masa if somebody is persistent; do not add pula mea, if a colleague is going through a difficult situation. Furthermore, you must not say am pus-o (refer to item 2) nor o sa ne-o traga when a matter becomes excessively complicated
7. When asking someone to leave you alone, you must not say du-te-n pula mea nor should you ever substitute “May I help you?” with, ce pula mea vrei?
8. Under no circumstances should you ever call your elderly industrial partners bosorogi împutiti or labagii
9. Do not say ia mai mergeti în pula cu cacatu’ asta when a relevant project is presented to you, nor should you ever answer futu-te-n cur when your assistance is required
10. You should never call partner representatives as boul dracului or tâmpitu’ ala
11. The sexual behavior of our staff is not to be discussed in terms such as pizdulica buna, futaciosu’, limbist or homalau’ lu’ peste
12. Last but not least, after reading this note, please do not say ma sterg la cur cu textul asta or ma fut pe textul vostru

Just keep it clean and dispose of it properly.

Thank you.